Work in Owensboro Without a Drug Test!

Hey, homies, you wanna smoke some weed and get paid to work while being high off your face in Owensboro? It's really simple. First, you go to Spartan Staffing on 3427 Frederica St. It is in the same little strip mall as Little Ceasar's Pizza. You apply at Spartan Staffing and tell them you want a ticket to work at Packaging Unlimited, and they'll give it to you. Then you show up the next morning as early as you can, 6:00AM on the dot will work.

Be sure to show up at EXACTLY six! The Mexicans have a system perfected where they carpool five to six people per car at seven to eight cars in a convoy! They will all pull up right in front of the break room where you go to wait for your name to be called from your ticket and hand their tickets to the guy standing by the door because you get work on a First Come, First Serve basis. Then after the Mexicans hand off their tickets, they'll all go drive off to get breakfast at McDonald's or something. This is why you have to be there EARLY so you can hand your ticket in and stand a chance at getting some work!

At about 6:30, someone will come to unlock the break room door and you can grab a seat and wait for the Spartan Staffing guy to show up and call names. But here's the rub! Remember when I said "First Come, First Serve"? Lol, that's a bunch of bull. Yesterday when I worked there, there were these two black guys that weren't together but they showed up extremely late. One of them had a pot leaf sticker on his cell phone and the other one had a pot leaf stencil bleached onto the back of his jeans. The dude was still calling out names and when the pothead homies frisbeed their tickets onto the table, they got a nod and a wink and they grabbed their hairnets to go work and make $50 so they can buy weed at the end of the day while some other people got overlooked. This one chick got really upset because she had an electric bill due that day or else her power would get shut off, but Spartan Staffing really doesn't care about that. They just want to help stimulate the drug economy in Owensboro. :)

So if you want to just stand there all day and do an easy repetitive task for 8 hours, fire up that fat blunt and fly on down to Spartan Staffing on Frederica St. and you too can get paid $50 at the end of each day. And if you have marijuana propaganda on your clothing anywhere, you're guaranteed a spot to work!